Today, I have to blog about the following article from one Meghan McCain, daughter of Senator John McCain, and about how the election "killed her love life."
Well dear Meghan, that's a shame. I really hate to hear it. Especially since SO MANY OTHER THINGS are going so badly in the United States right now. I'm sure it would be a real help to the overall morale of the country if you could find your Mr. Right. Wouldn't that just make our collective day? Wouldn't every single person on unemployment just jump for joy and send you an item from you Neiman Marcus registry full of Vera Wang china?
And, America, wouldn't it be, like, totally awesome if Meghan McCain could, like, date a CEO at one of the big three auto-makers? They could take a private jet or two (one for them, one for Meghan's Louis Vuitton luggage and her apparent eye make-up addiction needs) to the Maldives or St. Bart's or somewhere else that rich people go to pretend they take vacations just like the rest of us. By the way, America, where was YOUR last vacation? Better yet, WHEN was your last vacation? Taking one this year? Disneyworld? San Diego Zoo? Jersey Shore? I can't believe you're staying stateside!!! GROSS! How...common.
If that doesn't work, though, Meghan could probably land a sweet dating reality show on Fox (where else?), so that we could all watch how hard it is to be her. And of course we'd all watch because we don't have money to go see movies or plays or go out to eat.
In short, Meghan, please use the "spotlight" you have for good instead of evil. Maybe if you didn't seem so shallow, you'd catch the eye of not just Mr. Right, but also young women who could look up to you if you didn't seem so desperate.
